Hey McAfee,
**bleep** You. Your **bleep**ty desktop app decided to launch itself at 10:35 pm on a Thursday. 10:35 pm on a Thursday night is not the same as 5:32 pm on a Wednesday, the time that I have scheduled for scans and updates. Your **bleep**ty app froze itself and the rest of my machine. I had to do a hard shutdown to get it moving again. I lost a lot of work on several documents. I was working on a paper that is due at midnight. I was close. Now I'm not. This is the second time your **bleep**ty app has done this to me so **bleep** you twice. Norton sucks, but it never screwed my like McAfee.
Sincerely,
Pissed off grad student